Welcome to the Feelgood Lodge
Words of Wisdom from
our resident gurus
Mahatma Coat and
You can't be late until you show up.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
I will become a member of the Procrastinator's Society if they ever get it organized.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot
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